Saturday, February 13, 2010

Schmatas, a case for same sex marriage

Part 3 of 3

As I am reminded of my mother's schmatas, or schmatas of the past, I am also reminded that any two women can choose, at any time, to walk down the Ocean Grove boardwalk, arms linked in intimacy, wearing schmatas, and apparently nobody can stop them. If this doesn't show the impoverished and impotent ability of the Homeland Security Act, what does? Our way of life is threatened by schmatas and everyone should know of this danger.

Rag men, always plotting a pattern of discontent. We’re watching you.

Coda:

Fears generate energy of their own. Scientists are now researching the possibility that fears are the perpetual motion energy source that they were always looking for. If that is proven true, run for your lives, or someone will try to harness you to their blender or microwave.

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